Wet wisdom …..

by Sunil Bali. 18-03-2018

Over 70% of our body is made of it, we can’t survive a week without it, and we can also learn a few lessons from it.

Here are six of the best:

  1. Boiling water softens potatoes and hardens eggs. Its about what your made of; not your circumstances.
  2. Don’t water the concrete. Nothing grows there. Stay focused on doing what matters most.
  3. Don’t water yourself down, because you’ll be less palatable to yourself and cheating those who matter. Don’t water yourself down, simply because someone can’t handle you pure, undiluted and 100% proof.
  4. At 211 degrees fahrenheit water doesn’t do very much, but at 212 degrees its boils and produces steam which can power trains weighing over 500 tons. That’s a change in temperature of less than half a percent. Small differences in behaviour can create huge changes in results.
  5. Ships don’t sink because of the water around them. They sink because of the water that gets in them. Be careful who you let into your head. And finally,
  6. When life pees on you, remember the words of Billy Connolly who said, "Todays rain, is tomorrows whisky."



Journalist: Mr. Trump. Is it true that you had a fire at your home?

Mr. Trump: Yes its true. There was a fire at my house. No one was hurt, but sadly the library burned down and both books were lost. I hadn’t even finished colouring one of them in.



  • Apparently RSVP’ing back "maybe next time" to a wedding invite isn’t the correct response.
  • I just found out I’m colour blind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.


Live big & love deep.



50 Shades of Postman …..

by Sunil Bali. 11-03-2018

There’s a wonderful story about a man who travels from London to a business conference in California.

On the last day of the conference, in the last seminar, the man sits next to a woman who has come from New York. The pair of them get on fabulously well. It transpires that they are both freelance journalists, authors and single.

They share a taxi back to the airport, exchange contact details and agree to keep in contact.

The man walks away completely besotted.

Every week for the next 50 weeks the man writes a letter to the woman in New York.

The week before the first anniversary of their meeting, the woman writes to the man and tells him that she’s married the postman.

Are you focussed on doing the right things?

It doesn’t matter how you’ve started this year, what matters is how you finish…..



I’ve just found out my uncle has left me a stately home in his will.

I have no idea where Sod Hall is. I’m just off to google it.

My husband got stung by a wasp on his nose, whilst he was in the garden reading a newspaper, having a beer.

He’s come back from the hospital now, but his face is still very swollen and he has two black eyes and a broken nose.

Luckily, I was nearby doing some gardening and managed to hit the wasp with my spade.


Live big & love deep.



Almost as big as Beyonce …..


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