Wet wisdom …..
by Sunil Bali. 18-03-2018
Over 70% of our body is made of it, we can’t survive a week without it, and we can also learn a few lessons from it.
Here are six of the best:
- Boiling water softens potatoes and hardens eggs. Its about what your made of; not your circumstances.
- Don’t water the concrete. Nothing grows there. Stay focused on doing what matters most.
- Don’t water yourself down, because you’ll be less palatable to yourself and cheating those who matter. Don’t water yourself down, simply because someone can’t handle you pure, undiluted and 100% proof.
- At 211 degrees fahrenheit water doesn’t do very much, but at 212 degrees its boils and produces steam which can power trains weighing over 500 tons. That’s a change in temperature of less than half a percent. Small differences in behaviour can create huge changes in results.
- Ships don’t sink because of the water around them. They sink because of the water that gets in them. Be careful who you let into your head. And finally,
- When life pees on you, remember the words of Billy Connolly who said, "Todays rain, is tomorrows whisky."
Humour
Journalist: Mr. Trump. Is it true that you had a fire at your home?
Mr. Trump: Yes its true. There was a fire at my house. No one was hurt, but sadly the library burned down and both books were lost. I hadn’t even finished colouring one of them in.
- Apparently RSVP’ing back "maybe next time" to a wedding invite isn’t the correct response.
- I just found out I’m colour blind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
Live big & love deep.
Sunil
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