by Sunil Bali, 04-08-13

It was their first date.

He had just ordered more coffee.

She had just finished her chocolate éclair when,

The girl says: I enjoy quite a good lifestyle because I earn over £70k a year. I hope you don’t mind me asking, but do you earn £70k a year?

Man: No.

Girl: OK. Do you have your own flat?

Man: No.

Girl: Maybe you drive a Mercedes or a BMW?

Man: No.

Girl: I really like you, but this isn’t going to work. You don’t earn enough, your lifestyle isn’t what I’m looking for and I’m sure you don’t want me to waste your time. Thank you very much for dinner, goodbye.

And with that she left the restaurant.

Waiter to man: Is everything alright sir?

Man to waiter: I earn a six figure salary, have my own house and drive a Porsche. But apparently that isn’t good enough for her.

If you want better answers, ask better questions….. that’s what successful people do.

Humour

The Colour Blind Association are holding a social evening next week – they’re going to paint the town grey.

 

I was lying in bed with my husband when he asked me what I’d most like to do to his body. Apparently “Identify it" was not the right answer.

 

Sunil

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