by Sunil Bali, 28-04-13

This Thursday we’ll be a third of the way through 2013.

How’s the year gone so far?

The economy is weak, as is the job market, but life’s a result of your decisions, not your conditions. Yet most people give in to their conditions…… they allow the weather to affect them.

It’s been estimated that $200,000Billion is spent globally every day. Opportunities are everywhere. Here’s a message from those that seize them:

Dear optimist, pessimist and realist,

While you were deciding how much water there was in the glass, I drank it.

Yours sincerely

The Opportunist

Whatever you are this year, be a great one.

Be the best at what matters most, it’s the only strategy you’ll ever need.


Tommy Cooper classics

  1. A man walks into a greengrocer’s and says, I want five pounds of potatoes please. And the greengrocer says, we only sell kilos ….. so the man says, alright then, I’ll have five pounds of kilos.
  2. I went to the doctors the other day and I said "Have you got anything for wind?" So he gave me a kite.
  3. Sometimes I drink my whiskey neat. Other times I take my tie off and leave my shirt out.
  4. A man walked into the doctor’s, The doctor said "I haven’t seen you in a long time." The man replied "I know, I’ve been ill."
  5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
  6. A man walked into the doctor’s, he said "I’ve hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said "Well don’t go there anymore."
  7. Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"