by Sunil Bali, 19-08-12

Most people have dreams and make plans. It’s an easy thing to do. But few people execute their plans because they lack the self-discipline to do so.

If you’re procrastinating or unable to get an important task done, ask yourself the million pound question:

If you were given a million pounds to complete the task within 24 hours, could you do it?

If your answer is yes, it means that it’s possible for you to complete the task.

If you subsequently don’t complete the task, then any reason you give for not completing the task is simply an excuse for not being disciplined, and you can’t be serious about what you want to achieve.

As Larry Page the co-founder of Google says, "Inspiration isn’t enough. Success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration."

Ps. When it comes to my kids getting great exam grades at the end of the year, I’ve found the iPhone question very successful.


Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task – William James

If and When were planted and Nothing grew – Proverb

Procrastination is opportunity’s assassin – Victor Kiam

I wasn’t the funniest guy growing up, but I was the guy who worked the hardest on being funny –
Chris Rock (comedian)


More word play to make you wince and smile…..

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

When chemists die they barium.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

To your success,